[Posts from October 2008]

Aargh, there are so many keys on this thing

doublevision

Monkeys, Typewriters, Monolith

Electric Chair Samba

The (possibly) greatest song ever written in the rock ‘n’ pop canon about being electocuted for devious crimes, accompanied by a samba backing track? Yes, so many times it becomes “yes x infinity + 1″.

Novelty Crisp Fortune Imminent

Fat-shard purveyors Walkers are runnning a campaign in which their lardarse patrons are invited to submit a new flavour with which to dust their admittedly tasty cholestorol flakes, with the triumphant waddler set to recieve a cash prize and a mighty 1%* of all future sales (*sales are not guaranteed).

Participation requires submission of an ‘inspirational’ image. Here’s mine.

You bad chicken
You bad chicken

Naturally I have submitted my long-wished for combo of Chicken and Egg. With a bit of luck I’ll come out of the hat first, but after that it’s anyone’s guess.

Been Schmapped

So, hey, my picture has been accepted and is now part of Schmap’s gallery for London Zoo!

Dogs Breakfast aka me on Schmap

Dogs Breakfast aka me on Schmap

Although I’m not sure about zoos… still, bit late now!